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The Road To Perdition Is Paved With NSFW Tila Tequila Pics

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The road to perdition is paved with NSFW Tila Tequila pics Tila Tequila pics are flaring up across the Web again in the wake of her recent appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM Satellite radio show. What we know about the Singapore-born celebrity exhibitionist up to this point is that she was the star of the TV program “Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” (among others), has had her pictures published in Stuff, Maxim and Penthouse, and lives much of her life on Twitter and MySpace. Tila was also involved in a altercation with the San Diego Chargers’ “Lights Out” Shawne Merriman and she was the lover of the late Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Those are definitely high points on her resume, or tweetume, or whatever.

Tila Tequila and pics are now on tour

Music is another passion for Miss Tequila, and according to CBS News, Tila Tequila and her pics are out there promoting her new single “I Love My DJ,” probably because he doesn’t need payday loans to take her out. Twitter users who heard a sampling of the song on Howard Stern’s program were clearly less than enthralled, if this is any indication:

“I just want to cut my ears off right now. … Make it stop!” “I wanted to smash my radio while listening to the show!”

Yet, the haters don’t stop Miss Tila from spinning marketing copy on MySpace: “TELL ALL UR FRIENDS!…SHOW YA GIRL SOME LUV…GET IT NOW!!!!! MUAH!”

Running around Central park in underwear

That’s what Miss Tila proclaimed she’d do on her Facebook page, and I’m sure the standard assortment of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers are excited to hear that. They probably hung on and listened carefully while she described her first lesbian experience when she was eight. But what people really wanted to know – aside from where to view Tila Tequila pics – is how she’s dealing with the loss of Casey Johnson. Miss Tila’s response is that the departed Miss Casey came to her in a dream and told her to become artificially inseminated. Either Miss Tila will need to put up or shut up. We will expect the maternity Tila Tequila pics soon and the C.H.U.D.s will take fast cash loans to be able to get larger view screens.

Article sources:

Howard Stern’s SiriusXM Satellite radio show

http://www.sirius.com/howard100

Stuff

http://cgi.ebay.com/STUFF-MAGAZINE-TILA-TEQUILA-HOT-AND-SEXY-/160421892222

Maxim

http://www.maxim.com/stuff/girls-of-stuff/38098/tila-tequila.html

Penthouse

http://digg.com/celebrity/See_Tila_Tequila_Nude_in_Penthouse

deadspin.com

http://deadspin.com/5354508/choose-your-side-in-the-great-tequila+merriman-twitter-war

CBS News

http://mosuniverse.com/blogs/taj/2010/04/new-music-tila-tequila-i-love-my-dj/”>I Love My DJ

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/13/entertainment/main6391689.shtml